the internet is getting too smart
IT CAN TRANSLATE ILLITERATE COMMENTS TO READ AS PROPER ENGLISH
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
- me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
- me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS